Feeling very flushed….

So it’s Wednesday, well that’s is at least what I’m led to believe, and I only know this due to how crazy my days are panning out thus far, but mostly I believe it’s Wednesday with a touch of Friday, maybe a wee bit of Saturday just for good measure, you,’ll have to excuse me see it’s been one of those weeks, in fact it’s been one of those weeks since monday( sure your all nodding right now , because you all know the ones right?) ….it’s my monthly long haul every symptom come out to play time, . There’s me thinking I am passed the age of monthly things, but every month without fail since March 2020, I end up feeling like I’ve flu, throw in an explosive stomach, fevers, headaches of the like,And I,m begging every god for the return of my old days of migraines , ( And I dreaded those ) . Rashes that have me rolling and rubbing my back up my bed like some flea ridden mutt , it’s joyful,

I took ownership of Cinnamon bun,s( my house bunny) new palatial mansion monday, it’s a sight to behold, ( I had this built specifically to his highness,s wants and needs) and no finer finish for man or bunny you’ve ever to see , I swear it looks good enough to be a piece of furniture, Same day i went out as usual to feed my birds only for the back door to decide it wasn’t going to shut , there I am pleading with it to co operate, cajoling, sweet talking , this damn stubborn door , I only wanted it to listen to my heart felt plea, to close!! It’s not difficult. , in the end I resorted to words of a whole different language, this also would not persuade the stubborn article to shut,( voice raised arms waving i,m getting excitable , higher pitch to my voice) Jesse is sat in phone land shaking his head,and by now wondering who in the heck I’m talking to, but his not surprised when I tell him I’m talking to the door, poor man doesn’t blink an eye, he has got quite used to my talking to anything that will listen, especially things that have no choice , like inanimate objects, pets,my tablet, flys etc, I had to lift it up the door in the end and close it at the same time, onto a winning streak, I locked it hurriedly before it changed its mind , I half expecting to turn my back, to find it grinning at me mischievously and completely broken off laying on the bloody floor, the wind , hail and rain pouring in., I’ve no clue what,s occurred as up until then it has always worked perfectly well, but like I feel some days the older one gets bit,s have a habit of falling off.

I hoped upon hope next day that it had been just a one off thing, fluke, but as I gingerly opened it, the hope died and again I had to lift and pull to shut, I’ve decided the birds are just going to have to wait to be fed, I’m not , and I mean it , I’m not going out there, ! .the birds have since set up a dirty protest, I hear something akin to second world war fighter pilot,s call out, “Going over target,s now ” ” target at six o’clock release, open bomb bay doors” “Roger , Wilko over and out” wished the two Tom cats had been out there fighting at the time….( But no they wait till it’s night) And that’s another thing that crossed my mind as I lay awake, you know one those questions that refuse to leave you alone in the early hours?. Well mine is ,why do cats wait till it’s pitch black, dead of night, no sound what so ever, to do that blood curdling cross between a baby gurgling and me trying to singing opera , it’s an awful sound( and the cats) but it fills the night air and spooks the hell out of you….

To top this off, I ripped off my toe nail in bed that night, it’s completely gone, and I only stretched on wakibg, it caught on a blanket ,and well there was a bloodbath, this is so me, as a child I constantly had cuts , grazes and bruises. that was yesterday, today, your not going to believe it, I’ve broken the same toe, ….I went to light the wood burner and slammed the toe hard against the surrounding wood , there was a crunch , I felt sick and there we go, ….then we had the flush over flushing on the toilet, don’t ask about the plumber, but I really feel I would have had every right to hide under the covers this week until it was over, it is nearly over right?!!!!!

But on the up side I can proudly announce I’ve not done any shopping on Amazon since last Sunday , I’ve been tempted, filled my basket numerous times only to empty it, I’ve not done any food shopping either this is a record and I’m after at least another week on Amazon , food shop I may break down and do, but if the week carries onto next week , I may well crack, will let you know …take care all and be careful out there x